One of our fish is acting weird. Swimming on his side. I figure he is dying but he has been doing this for almost 24 hours now and has yet to kick the bucket.
I took him out of the main aquarium and put him in a separate one to hopefully keep the other fish from getting anything if he's sick.
Tonight John and I were going over what possibly might be wrong...like we have any clue.
Josh was oblivious...or so I thought...playing his DS game.
Me to John: "Hmmm...do you think maybe his fin is hurt?"
John: "No...he seems to be using it fine."
Me: "Maybe he's just old and it's his time?"
John: "Maybe. It just seems weird he's lasted this long on his side though..."
John: "Do you think it could be pregnant maybe?"
Me: "Um...all the fish are males...if it is pregnant then somebody has some explaining to do."
Small little voice from the couch: "I haven't TOUCHED that fish!"
John and I then burst out in inappropriate laughter and Josh has no clue why what he said was so funny. He just heard that somebody had some explaining to do and wanted to make sure his butt was covered.
Classic.